Wednesday, 19 August 2026

Why my love for Tuco Ramírez is significant

 In the 19th Century, the US was taking more and more land and displacing Hispanic communities. The US encroachment into Texas and California coincided with President Vincente Guerrero's abolishing of slavery in 1829. Antonio López de Santa Anna, Mexico's eighth President, honored Guerrero's decision diligently; he was also a great admirer of the abolitionist Frances Trollope.

Even so, history continued to be written by the winners. The stand at the Alamo, which took place fifteen years after Mexico's founding, was romanticised, as was the eventual victory against Santa Anna's army. It was whitewashed as a "fight for the right to be free" without going into what the "freedom" was. As a result, Mexico lost half its territory and its good reputation.

Alamo veterans such as Colonel Juan Seguín were chased out of the Republic of Texas in 1842, made to feel like foreigners in their own lands.

The war, as well as the 1849 gold rush and resulting continued displacement, made way for the 1855 "Greaser Act", scapegoating those "of Spanish blood" by portraying them as volatile, untrustworthy, dirty criminals to justify stealing their land.

The story continues a little after Tuco Ramirez' time.

In the early 20th Century, the US-supported overthrow of dictator Porfirio Diaz caused the ensuing Mexican Revolution to bleed into the US. The vaquero turned revolutionary leader Pancho Villa crossed the border many times to gather supplies and to fight against American intervention. There was a lot of anti-Mexican sentiment happening at the time, and the Texas Rangers murdered scores of Mexican civilians. 

Consequently, Villa's complicated legacy helped shape the bandido archetype in the public imagination, with his straw hat, which he wore for publicity, bandolier and mustache.

Filmmakers such as DW Griffith, Edwin Carewe and John Huston portrayed this archetype in their works; 'The Treasure of the Sierra Madre's Gold Hat left an impression on the public consciousness as a "greaser archetype".

The persecution didn't stop there. After the market crash of 1929, the US government blamed people's economic problems on Mexican-Americans, characterising them as "public charges" draining welfare funds. Around two million people of Mexican descent were deported, including naturalised citizens. The people coming in were sprayed with chemicals. The stereotype of Mexicans as dirty, lazy and diseased persisted through the decades as continued justification for historic land grabs. The descendants of those who had fought with Americans at the Alamo had been betrayed.

Part of Pearl Idelia Ellis' book 'Americanization through Homemaking' also featured some anti-Mexican racist misogyny propaganda, implying the girls were as dirty and uncivilised as the boys.

Despite the US government's "good neighbor" diplomatic strategy during World War 2, it continued its displacement and persecution of immigrants and refugees. In 1942, seventeen Mexican-American youths were arrested for the murder of José Gallardo Díaz on unsubstantiated evidence and convicted, and the media used this to create racial tension; historically, Mexicans were characterised as the enemy or as a burden, and this was what the press built on.

A year later, a group of sailors, incited by the press, stormed into a Latino neighborhood and beat a group of Mexican Americans and tore off their Zoot suits. 

Then came the deportations of the 1950s, a time of conformity and suspicion towards anything "un-American". The US government turned immigrants against veterans of WWII and the Korean war, once again depicting them as untrustworthy, lawless, diseased and as lazy moochers. Over a million were deported. Some were interrogated as communist spies.

By the mid-20th Century, the resentment towards Mexico for abolishing slavery had been largely forgotten, though it was a catalyst for decades of grudges mutating into stereotypes and profiling.

The 1855 "Greaser Act" characterised those of Spanish blood as "not peaceable and quiet persons". Tuco Ramírez' characterization is a symptom of this, although given his bad luck and desperate situation, Sergio Leone shows us that Tuco has a lot of justifiable reasons to be angry. 

He fits some stereotypes and subverts others; although Clint Eastwood's Blondie calls him a "greasy rat", Tuco even takes a bath when he has the chance. His hair is dry and scruffy rather than greasy, for another thing.

He is politically apathetic, though very aware of events going on around him, if for self-serving reasons. He was too busy surviving to notice the Alamo and Cinco de Mayo, events remembered by Americans.

But he is a migrant of sorts, navigating a constantly changing border. Despite his apathy, his very identity is political.

And of the bandido characters throughout film history, he's one of the most memorable.

The constant exchange of stereotypes and racial profiling over the centuries has manifested in ICE's "War is Peace" business strategy, detaining and killing people, some of them Mexican Americans. They say they want peace, but they can't make a profit if there's no conflict. 

Furthermore, the Republicans, with their MAGA symbol, have left their messaging open to interpretation. They also hoped, even when it didn't work and Latinos knew the history, that potential Latino voters would take their promises literally and assure them that they're the "good" ones while seeing every Latino man, Mexican, Colombian, Honduran, Venezuelan, Salvadoran, Cuban, Puerto Rican, etc. as a stereotype, as the "bad hombres" Donald Trump talked about, as foreigners in their own land like Juan Seguín.

In an eerie parallel to 1942, as of July 7th 2026, 17 Mexican Americans had been killed by ICE between 2025 and 2026.

I fell in love with Tuco Ramírez at a time when the Republicans were characterizing Mexicans as criminals and Laura Loomer was confronting President Obama while wearing a party hat. It was an utter, arrant coincidence.

This is more than just me being a fangirl.

When I had my gallery "Tuco Ramírez and Me" at Theatre Deli in January 2026, it was mainly about what he personally meant to me. What I couldn't explain was his potential political significance, the implicit impact he or less well-developed bandidos, from films, pulp novels and TV shows had on the American imagination.

It's impossible for me to love him without sparing a thought for his people.

Friday, 31 July 2026

Top roles of Ewa Smolińska

The name of Ewa Smolińska is not known in the mainstream, and she's primarily a television and stage actress. Her dubbing credits are few. Even when she gets major roles, there are times when she's not the best directed. But when she's good, she's really good.

3. Old Woman (Shrek)

Smolińska has wonderful comic timing in her final role before her brief retirement. Her role is basically a comic character, even though she was the donkey's abuser, but her distinctive voice makes her stand out a great deal.




2. Olczakowa (M jak Miłosc)

Smolińska brings a vivacity to Olczakowa, Barbara's chatty neighbor. Even in a minor role, she plays a character you like and care about.




1. Lampy (The Brave Little Toaster)

To get it out of the way, yes, he was a guy, and his gender was changed to female for language difference reasons.

Smolińska, bringing her strong, melodic voice to Lampy, is completely in her element, giving a performance that's refined but also very relaxed and casual. Her Lampy has an elegant, ladylike voice, but has a defiant streak as well, and can be blunt and confrontational. She's very personable in the role and gives her a surprising amount of depth. She's funny as well, and her line delivery is very unique and memorable.



Sunday, 28 June 2026

How The West Was Won is another cinematic guilty pleasure

 This 1962 epic is tub-thumping, jingoistic Manifest Destiny propaganda but I like it.

The film as it's screened today looks like you're watching it through a fish-eye lens, but compared to movies made today, I love how it takes advantage of its vast aspect ratio and immerses you in the scene. You have characters standing apart from each other or at different distances. Sometimes you have one character standing in the center but it's made to add to the immersion.

It looks like a silly museum piece but there's a charm about that aesthetic. It's also why I like Si Versailles m'Ètait Conté, although that one is a comedy and doesn't take itself too seriously.

I generally love Westerns because there's an earthiness about them. Having them shot in high-quality Technicolor always helps.

As a fan of Eli Wallach, I got it because it was one of his seven Western movies, though he only appeared in the last half hour. I think he was one of the best actors in the film. I've also realized that his Charlie Gant and Henry Fonda's Jethro Stuart are two sides of the same coin: both are characters fighting a changing world and fighting to preserve their ways of life, though while Charlie is a psychotic outlaw whose reasoning, while understandable, is incredibly entitled, Jethro is a peace-loving mountain man who co-exists with the people incrementally being forced out.

Eli Wallach as Charlie Gant

Henry Fonda as Jethro Stuart


As a film that was made for roadshow screenings, it had a very grand, theatrical prologue and intermission, illustrated with a painting you'd probably find in a Midwestern library or steakhouse. At the intermission the image is accompanied by a medley, arranged by Alfred Newman, of traditional American songs, along with something written to the tune of 'Greensleeves'. The whole thing is very kitschy and it's one of my favorite parts of the movie.


The film indulges in buzzwords like "progress", conveniently glossing over the fact that the West was more stolen than won, and at the end crows about "legends of courage and pride" and brags about how cities were built "to rank among the great ones of the world". 

The ending song, playing over a prototype of Soarin' Over California, also utilizes lyrics like "Here came dreamers with Bible, fist and gun" and "They tamed the savage prairie land" to justify the violence of the white invaders (who displaced Spanish Californians and Mexican Americans as well as countless Indigenous tribes) to morally set them apart from the alleged "savages". 

All this is why 'How The West was Won' is one of my top guilty pleasure films. It's up its own backside, it embodies the worst aspects of mid- 20th Century Westerns but I enjoy it a lot.



Sunday, 31 May 2026

Being a Lupin III fangirl for five years

 Five years ago I became a proper Lupin III fangirl and it has inspired me in so many ways. I have traveled, examined artefacts at museums and read old books and manuscripts. I've been motivated to learn in a way I haven't been before. I've been a tourist in my own city and discovered hidden corners. I've even found the grave marker of one of the original Arsène Lupin's actors, Gerald du Maurier.

Not to mention the ways I've been inspired in my art. My film 'I Boarded The Wrong Plane' uses heavy color inspiration from Part 2.






Even this closeup from 'Sweet Nothings' was inspired by 'The Mystery of Mamo'.



Thursday, 26 February 2026

A statement about Aliya Rahman

 In April 2018, the day after my 25th birthday, I was forcibly removed from the BFI screening of 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly'. It was traumatizing for me, being punished while enjoying my favorite film.

However, the unfair treatment of me came from a place of misunderstanding. It is nothing compared to Aliya Rahman, an autistic woman like myself, being deliberately and cruelly manhandled by Republicans and their enforcers twice in a short space of time, first when she was dragged from her car, and then when she was forcibly escorted from an exclusive political event that Representative Omar invited her to. I am not expressing outrage, because cruelty from the Republicans is of no surprise to me. But I would like Ms. Rahman to know that she is not alone.

Furthermore, while my assertion of my right to exist is no less important, Rahman's fight for the civil rights of others is what made her cause greater.

Wednesday, 10 December 2025

Let's Kaitou! at 15

 Happy anniversary to this strange, horrifying, offensive gift that keeps on giving.

The game's idea revolves around teenage female versions of Lupin III and his gang going to a "phantom thief school" and of course all "doing it" with the player character.

Why would they need to be at a thief school? As Lupin III said in a chapter, "A thief makes his own rules." I guess the scenario is an excuse for more sick underage fantasies.

It's part of this "jotaika" thing I discussed in my first Substack article.

Why the shorty shorts? Why? Oh, well, at least you finally believe me about Ai Rohan.

She's gone for that Haruhi band there.


Yes, the Lupin III counterpart is named Ai Rohan, which, as I have said before, I think is either very lucky or very clever, given that Henriette D'Andresy's distant cousin is the Count of Dreux-Soubise... There is even a Rohan Center at the Louvre.

This game has inspired lots of art from me, including a short animation that was shown at the Dorking Film Festival in 2024, and a comic idea.

I have also done art of Rohan inspired by Lupin III commercials, a kabuki play and a series idea that never got greenlit. Why? The reasons are complicated. 

I have also done art of Ooka Tsugimoto, and Otome Zenigata, and of Koyomi Ishikawa to a lesser extent (Goemon was never my favorite). 

The website is full of Easter eggs and mysterious writing that I'm not paying money for the game to understand. 

Or just corny jokes like the one on the bottom.


And some things in the game itself are just illegible. Probably has something to do with sexual harrasment or jewels.



Friday, 5 December 2025

Joe Walsh is pretending to be against Donald Trump

 I wonder what Senator Joe Walsh's end game is? Usurption of the Republican party?

The Illinois politician is now creating manufactured drama, along with Donald Trump's other supporters, and pretending to be a repentant sinner. In truth, Walsh knew Donald Trump's true nature when he supported him in 2016. He stands by this comment:

 "This is now war. Watch out Obama. Watch out black lives matter punks. Real America is coming after you"

He still hasn't explained what he means by "Real America".

He's pretending to regret supporting Donald Trump but we know that regret in politics doesn't exist.

Thursday, 4 December 2025

Keep moving forward!

This is an animatic I did of characters I created between 2008 and 2010.

Hopefully this will teach younger genrations that the 2000s were, to paraphrase the famous like from A Tale of Two Cities, the best of times and the worst of times.

https://vimeo.com/1075232619/



Tuesday, 25 November 2025

Dress with Respect

 Recently, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy has called for airline passengers to "dress with respect".

I wonder if he finally found CCTV footage of me at JFK?

I have been "dressing with respect" for the last ten years. Duffy never noticed... until now, apparently.


This is me on my way to America in 2017.


This is me on a plane in 2015



Apparently there was a communication breakdown on both sides. I couldn't express what I tried to say, and the Republicans couldn't express what they wanted.

Friday, 21 November 2025

Some of my favorite characters are linked to the Spirits from 'Frozen 2'

 

Achim

In one episode of 'Brummkreisel', Achim plays Mother Hulda. Mother Hulda is a fairytale character linked with the Nixies. The spirit of water, the Nøkk, is based on the Nixies.




Lupin III

Although the Earth Giants are explicitly based on the jötunn, Ive heard it theorised that the Earth Giants are influenced by the Formorians. Since the Lupin family's name, in my opinion, is loosely related to the god Lugh, and Lugh is a quarter Formorian, it could inspire some adventure in Ireland.

Lugh was also the grandson of the Earth Goddess Danu, which ties the Lupin family to the Earth symbol further.




I don't know yet which characters I like are connected to the Fire Salamanders or the Sylphs.




Tuco Ramírez' surname is also linked with Lugh to a much lesser extent, in that his surname originates from Castile, which was once the eastern territory of the Kingdom of Léon.
It is also linked with the Vikings through the name "Raymond".

Sunday, 9 November 2025

Dochka

 This is Irina Vladimirovna Putina. She is from the visual novel 'My Girlfriend is the President.









Friday, 10 October 2025

Oh, the places he'll go...

Of course there have been many real life places Lupin III has been to, but also a number of fictional ones as well.

Here are suggestions for more real-life places he could see.

The Somerset Levels led to a place of spiritual significance for ancient Britons, Saint Jean de Luz contains a few intriguing mysteries, and Chester Castle once had a tower named after Hugh Lupus.



 

Thursday, 25 September 2025

Beyond Seichi Junrei: The Blog Post

 These are places Lupin III fans can go to that are not yet locations in the franchise but are loosely connected either by name or by heritage.

Santiago de Compostela

This ancient city was said to have been ruled by Queen Lupa. You can find the statue of her being baptised, as well as a painting of her in the Pilgrimage Museum.

Ourense, Galicia

Near Ourense is Mount Pindo, where Queen Lupa is said to have been buried along with a treasure, although I think the greatest treasure would be visiting the mountain itself.

Musée St. Rémi, Reims

This church museum in northeast France contains many fascinating artefacts, including sculptures of the three-faced god Lugh, who Queen Lupa is said to be a female counterpart of.
A version of the Welsh god Lugus, Lugh's cult originated in Ireland, but was spread through France and Spain as well.

Zebbug, Malta

The Lupin family is distantly related, through Henriette d'Andrésy, to the Rohan family, and one notable Rohan was Emmanuel, Grand Master of the Order of St. John through the final decades of the 18th Century.
Emmanuel had an arch built in Zebbug.

If you can't get there, there is the Museum of the Order of St. John in London, England, which doesn't appear to mention Emmanuel but is all about the Knights Hospitalier.

National Archive, Paris

This was built by a Rohan family member in a Neoclassical style and with a wonderful Rococo interior. It had amazing things on display when I visited, including a letter in code from Marie Antoinette.

8 Rue Crévaux, Paris

This was Arsène Lupin's fictional residence in a couple of works, including Arsène Lupin vs. Sherlock Holmes.

Cannon Hall, Hampstead

Not open to visitors, but this is where one of Arsène Lupin's actors, Gerald du Maurier, spent his final years.

Monday, 21 July 2025

Rule 63 of what?

 I have heard of gender swapping, something I've been interested in since the alternate fantasy episode of 'Malcolm in the Middle', being referred to as "Rule 63" of something. What is it a rule of? Who made it up?

Wednesday, 16 July 2025

An autistic woman's Ahtohallan

 I didn't know what to make of the Clos de Lupin in Étretat. I felt like the works had been commercialized overwhelmingly, and this museum, obviously made for kids, was an example. 

But I still enjoyed it.

Like the stories themselves, the museum is a bit tacky. There are copies of paintings on the walls, props and disguises littered around, and audio conversations between Maurice Leblanc and his creation, the latter played by Georges Descriéres.

There are also strange details in the museum. Copies of works by Honoré de Balzac, sheet music of Chopin's Tristesse and a programme of the operetta The White Horse Inn. What did all of these say about Arsène's cultural tastes?

Why were there photos from Japan? Were they linked to his judo training?

Why was one ring shown in an illustration the shape of a quatrefoil?

Did it matter? Yes, but I was found.

It all felt artificial, but it also felt like some kind of Ahtohallan for autistic women.

There were answers around me when I didn't even know the right questions, but I felt strangely at home in some rooms.

And furthermore, while 'Frozen 2' is just fairytale lore with very loose basis in Norse mythology or symbolism, these stories are connected to real-life people and events. People from Rollo to Marie Antoinette to Napoleon to Kaiser Wilhelm.

Like I said in the post about 'Frozen 2', it made me feel like I was a part of something bigger.

Tuesday, 15 July 2025

Meet the Lucis Imperatrices

I've mentioned these girls many times before, but here are just some the characters I will reinterpret:

Asuka Tooyama



Kaoru Saionji



Ren Kagami



Irina Vladimirovna Putina



Ai Rohan


Ooka Tsugimoto

Otome Zenigata



Miyako Andou


Touko Shiranui


Nanako Kugayama





Monday, 14 July 2025

Arsène Lupin at 120

 120 years ago, the first Arsène Lupin story was published.

Maurice Leblanc's swashbuckling gentleman thief, and brief resident of Number 8 Rue Crevaux, is a compelling, formidable figure. Although you root for him, you don't necessarily like him. He has the attitude of, "It's my France and you're living in it."

I certainly got the impression when I learned there was an immersive game about him at Opera Garnier.

Leblanc distinguishes himself by incorporating French history into his stories. For instance, the story where he steals the necklance that Louis René de Rohan was tricked into buying for Marie Antoinette. 

And 'The Hollow Needle' references a near literal wealth of history.

The stories were also very atmospheric. If you read them, you will see what I mean.

Friday, 27 June 2025

Stories about the Rohan Family

 You might have heard of Marie, and Louis René. If you went to Malta, you may have heard of Emmanuel.

But other members of the Rohan family have fascinating stories as well.

https://vimeo.com/1056295482


https://vimeo.com/1094960618

This is a film and an animatic about two different members of the family, both named Marguerite.

The first was born in 1330 and died in 1406, and the second was born between 1412 and 1420 and died in 1496.


Saturday, 21 June 2025

Bishojo game character analyses

 Asuka Tooyama

This blue-haired wunderfrau may play tennis, but she is not self-made. She plays tennis and can swim all because of the player character. She is obsessed with him and almost totally subservient except for when she gets flustered. Then she might put her foot down. Also has a dysfunctional relationship with her mother.

The way she reacts to being harassed gives young men the wrong idea about consent, and despite not having been spied on in the school nurse's office, the player decides to impregnate her, an underage girl. 

Kaoru Saionji

A character who would be dismissed as "frigid". The player character spies on her while she's changing for an inspection from the school nurse and decides to impregnate her and twenty other girls, and yet she confides in him.

Like Asuka, Kaoru has a dysfuntional relationship with her parents.

Ren Kagami

A beautifully-designed character with wavy golden bunches. Fits into the "dependent" fantasy. Written with an older brother complex. Father is barely around, and her mother's affair with the player character, also her childhood friend, risks tearing apart her family. And they say her game has no plot.

Ai Ogitsu

Scruffy blue-haired bike-riding tomboy. Does obscene things to the player character and is brainwashed into sex. Is a punishment fantasy towards girls who disrupt the established order.

Irina Putina

Is part of the "taming the Amazon" fetish, deludes the player into believing any strong girl is "playing hard to get".

Ai Rohan

Like Irina, Rohan is characterised as a conquest, a "tamed Amazon". The most I can say about her is that she's definitely smarter than the Girls Book Maker version of Arsène Lupin.

Miyako Andou

Another punishment fantasy, this time for a girl characterised as a know-it-all loudmouth percieved as stepping out of line.

Touko Shiranui

Like Kaoru, Touko is a character who would be dismissed by a real life man as "frigid". The real twist in her character is that for some reason she wants to be trapped in that cabin in the woods. Or was it a temple in the mountains? This sends the player mixed messages "No means yes" messages. Furthermore, like Ai Ogitsu, she is subjected to magical brainwashing.

Nanako Kugayama

Same as Touko, but Nanako has the strange side job of doing voice acting for dirty cartoons, adding to the "asking for it" delusion. So much emphasis in the dialogue is put on her alleged "playing hard to get" personality that she's as much of a stereotype as the rest of them. She is also a victim of surprise harassments as part of the gameplay.